Testimonials

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"I've done everything I can for him."  -Satan


"Ask him to stop referancing me."  -Ann Frank


"I stand corrected."  -Charles Darwin


"He's the worst thing we've ever experienced."  -Sandy Hook


"I'm finding it difficult to avoid him."  -Dan McCort


"                                                               "   -God


"Who?"  -Dennis McCort


"On the question of cultural value, I defer all my questions to the right side of Jacky's head."  -JFK


"He referances people he knows nothing about."  -Julie Andrews


"His voice is arguably the slowest sound has ever travelled."  -Albert Einstien


"Not enough people appreciate my name."  -Galileo Galilie


"He has no following."  -Moses


"I grab him wherever."  -Donald Trump 


"He's not a good fit for us."  -Karl Marx


"He might not even exist."  -Pluto (former planet)


"He owes me $000,000,000,006.99"  -Bill Gates


"I feel misunderstood."  -Adolph Hitler


"I'm sorry. What is not worth my time? is the correct answer. That puts you in 3rd."  -Alex Trebeck


"He spoke at our school, right before we installed metal detectors." H.W. Smith


"Wish you were here."  -Guantanamo Bay


"He's not too bright."  -Thomas Edison


"Edison's a rube."  -Nikola Tesla


"Mostly overrated and incomprehensible."  -William Shakespeare


"Mediocre"  -Alexander the Great


"I couldn't see."  -Napolean Bonaparte


"Do it. See what happens. I dare you."  -Muhammed


"I didn't mind the 2 drink minimum."  -Jim Jones